Monday, May 10, 2010
Let’s face it, guys are idiots when it comes to romance in general and dating in  particular. We really have no clue what’s going on. We’re arrogant, have no  sense of style, often forget about chivalry… Yeah, we’re idiots.And  nobody is a bigger idiot when it comes to dating, especially online dating, than  this douchetard (douchetard… that’s a late shower, right?)  Jeremy.Having experienced all of the highs and lows of online dating  (including public Twitter breakups, Facebook issues, SMS fails and being locked  outside of his hotel room naked in Vegas), he’ll offer both the “what not to do,  cause I did it” perspective as well as telling guys how to be real while still  being charming and romantic.
Having learned the hard way what doesn’t work, it’s time to argue with Mel about what does. And if he ever starts to lose an argument? That’s when it’s time to start singing!

Let’s face it, guys are idiots when it comes to romance in general and dating in particular. We really have no clue what’s going on. We’re arrogant, have no sense of style, often forget about chivalry… Yeah, we’re idiots.

And nobody is a bigger idiot when it comes to dating, especially online dating, than this douchetard (douchetard… that’s a late shower, right?) Jeremy.

Having experienced all of the highs and lows of online dating (including public Twitter breakups, Facebook issues, SMS fails and being locked outside of his hotel room naked in Vegas), he’ll offer both the “what not to do, cause I did it” perspective as well as telling guys how to be real while still being charming and romantic.

Having learned the hard way what doesn’t work, it’s time to argue with Mel about what does. And if he ever starts to lose an argument? That’s when it’s time to start singing!